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Old 01-02-2009, 07:48 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Talking Re: MIL, has arrived and the fun be

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma
Priceless!!!!!
And we love you, Norma! You bit your tongue all week - then got your point across in one grand entrance. You KNOW she gets it. So, IF she calls her son that she wants to visit again, I hope his answer will be, we'd love to have you, Mom, if you come with your respect for my wife.
You would think his mom would be grateful to the woman who is giving her son so much happiness. Live Well, Sweety - you deserve it. :yes:
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