MIL, has arrived and the fun begun

[midget]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well I am driving home last night after the gym, and as I come close to our place I see my Mom's car, and I am thinking whats up? Well then I see MIL standing there talking with my Mom as she is getting ready to leave, I ask whats up to both and before anything else, now mind you I have just come from the gym so I am dressed in my sport bra crop top, and spandex work-out pants, my MIL said, "Oh, already left the street corner for the evening?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mom and I just ignore her and my Mom tells me that MIL set off the alarm and she had gotten called from ADT. It is like my MIL is so stupid she can not grasp the concept of opening a door and pushing 4 numbers. Just then the Police show up because they got the call from ADT also. They asked if everything was ok, and I really wanted to reply, "Officer I am glad you came, we found this woman in my house and I have never seen her before in my life, take her away!" But I was a good girl, yeah, it was hard, REAL HARD, and told them everything was fine that it was an error.
The rest of the night was so-so, so girls.............THE FUN HAS STARTED!!!

Love ya! Norma

Norma ... My personal opinion is that she is jealous that you are super hott and that you and her son get along so so well.

She just wants to be like you!

[Norma]

Kelsey, I could not agree more!
Love ya! Norma

[13rittany]

HAha Norma you crack me up!! I sure hope I end up with a good MIL but it seems all MIL are "monster in laws" ha.

I wonder what it is that makes everyone's MIL so crazy!

[Norma]

Brit, I agree with you! Most all of my GFs have terrible MILs!!!
I think it all stems back to what I said earlier, it is that to a Mother no other woman is good enough for her little boy!
Love ya! Norma

[Xena]

Originally Posted by Norma

Xena, I know.................but I try to be the good girl and not cause more trouble for him.
What gets me is some visits she is actually "almost" I say ALMOST ok, then others, the MIL from HELL!
Love ya! Norma

Well then I think I would just strut around my house naked I really really would!! Maybe she will take that hint!
You are more tolerable then me I will give you that honey!!

Merry Christmas!

[Xena]

Originally Posted by Norma

Brit, I agree with you! Most all of my GFs have terrible MILs!!!
I think it all stems back to what I said earlier, it is that to a Mother no other woman is good enough for her little boy!
Love ya! Norma

See Norma I have grown boys and I love them. I am actually lookin forward to them getting married. I play nice nice with the GF's they have. Fingers crossed they fine the love of their lives. So I would care less how they live their lives long it is not illegal! So I am hopin I will get the MIL vote of the year if and when I get to be one!!! No the FIL role my hub will have will be a different matter! So not all MIL act like that. I still vote you kick her a@@ out for the season at the local hotel. Hey I know she needs some hook her up with some nice guy!!! Oh YEAH thats her problem!! So go shop for her a man. (I am takin it the FIL is not in her life) oh well she still needs some. Oh Oh I know go buy her a TOY!!!! Oh I am bad!

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well I am driving home last night after the gym, and as I come close to our place I see my Mom's car, and I am thinking whats up? Well then I see MIL standing there talking with my Mom as she is getting ready to leave, I ask whats up to both and before anything else, now mind you I have just come from the gym so I am dressed in my sport bra crop top, and spandex work-out pants, my MIL said, "Oh, already left the street corner for the evening?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mom and I just ignore her and my Mom tells me that MIL set off the alarm and she had gotten called from ADT. It is like my MIL is so stupid she can not grasp the concept of opening a door and pushing 4 numbers. Just then the Police show up because they got the call from ADT also. They asked if everything was ok, and I really wanted to reply, "Officer I am glad you came, we found this woman in my house and I have never seen her before in my life, take her away!" But I was a good girl, yeah, it was hard, REAL HARD, and told them everything was fine that it was an error.
The rest of the night was so-so, so girls.............THE FUN HAS STARTED!!!

Love ya! Norma

OMG hahaha I am screaming laughing so hard >.....................!!!!!!!! Ilove it.............................

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

Mom, she said two weeks. Oh, she was being kind just saying that. I know the real zingers will start today when I get home.
Actually, my DH probably would have agreed! He hates how she treats me also, and has talked with her several times on it. But I just bite my lip, then go outside, and SCREAM!!!!! LOL!
Love ya! Norma

ya Know Norm i have to say ...If an inlaw or relative talked like that to me after awhile i would finally end up saying something so very not nice like shut the f up............and then some...................

[Xena]

Originally Posted by Vikki~

ya Know Norm i have to say ...If an inlaw or relative talked like that to me after awhile i would finally end up saying something so very not nice like shut the f up............and then some...................

Vikki~

See I couldn't believe it I think our little Norma is an angel in disguise.
I would of done blew!

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

Angela, I know. She comes totally for him, it is like when he talks with her she doesn't even hear it. But we try to be family, especially at the holidays.
I think she is jealous of me to tell you the truth! But I am not the little angle that should be married to her little boy.................I am the slutty biker babe who ROCKS HIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya! Norma

omg i spit coffee & choked on this one lol

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Xena

Norma~

You know she knows exactly what she is doing. So I would go home and tell my loving DH. Look this is my house and I will not be treated like that mom or Holiday be hell. She can visit and stay at a hotel. She doesn't have to reside under my roof for 2 weeks. That is what I would tell my DH. If he refused then I would leave and stay at the F Hotel myself. Sorry I could not take that. Love Ya,

Xena

O god Xena I just love you hahahahaha !!!!!

[Anne]

That was a rotten thing for her to say to you. She is obviously seething with jealousy. I so sympathize with you, my MIL and I never got on at all, but my FIL I dearly loved, such a sweet man he was.

Norma you are way more tolerant than I would be -- I'd have to say something like you can't speak to me that way in my own house and if you persist then you must leave. And then my vocabulary would descend into the gutter from there! :D

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Xena

Vikki~

See I couldn't believe it I think our little Norma is an angel in disguise.
I would of done blew!

Without a doubt.....

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by spudgirl

Norma, You are a great catch. I think every man would want you as a mate. I do think your MIL is jealous of you and how good you look. I say keep harrassing her. Maybe this will be her last visit to your house. It's going to be a rough 2 weeks. Sorry about that.

LOL @ keep harassing her ...........................Drink Norma Drink!!!!!!!!!!

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Sheila

oh you poor girl im sending you big hugs i sympathise with you i had issues with my mil from my first marriage so i know how you feel what was so bad about it with my ex mil was my ex not one time ever stood up for me and so i was alway defending myself with no support but i have the most amazing inlaws now its so funny cuz they will call me and not even ask to speak to their son my inlaws are in their 80s and my dh is an only child so they depend on us alot its so funny because they wouldnt even buy their carpet untill i told them what coulore i thought they should go with my mil has been having health problems for the last 1 1/2 years and has been in the hospital 3 times now for extended lengths of time and she makes all the doctors talk to me first before any treatments it makes me feel good that she trust me enough to have me look out for her my thoughts will be with you during your time need

Sheila thats great your close..

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by 13rittany

HAha Norma you crack me up!! I sure hope I end up with a good MIL but it seems all MIL are "monster in laws" ha.

I wonder what it is that makes everyone's MIL so crazy!

I will be a great MIl

[Norma]

Girls, first off, I AM NO ANGEL BY A LONG SHOT!!! I am so far from it, I can't even see it! I am a devil if anything! No way do I want to loose my Hoohcie Mamma title!!!
I just try to keep peace for DHs sake at the holiday, but I will harrass the hell out of her in the process!

And now girls...........you know I will embarrass the hell out of her! Every outfit I have chosen to wear while she is here, are either super short skirts, tight low rise jeans, and crop tops that leave my tummy tottally exposed and my boobies popping out like over done muffins! I even have some cut so low my halos will show! And of course barefoot as she can't stand that! I got an extra pedi last night just so I would be ready!
And you all know I will be doing serious drinking, that is a given!
Love ya! Norma

[midget]

Originally Posted by Norma

Girls, first off, I AM NO ANGEL BY A LOG SHOT!!! I am so far from it, I can't even see it! I am a devil if anything! No way do I want to loose my Hoohcie Mamma title!!!
I just try to keep peace for DHs sake at the holiday, but I will harrass the hell out of her in the process!

And now girls...........you know I will embarrass the hell out of her! Every outfit I have chosen to wear while she is here, are either super short skirts, tight low rise jeans, and crop tops that leave my tummy tottally exposed and my boobies popping out like over done muffins! I even have some cut so low my halos will show! And of course barefoot as she can't stand that! I got an extra pedi last night just so I would be ready!
And you all know I will be doing serious drinking, that is a given!
Love ya! Norma

oh gosh I just love you Norma! I'd love to have you in my family!

[Norma]

Kelsey, will you take me?? You know your family events would not EVER be boring! Plus I could give you pointers!
Love ya! Norma

[midget]

Originally Posted by Norma

Kelsey, will you take me?? You know your family events would not EVER be boring! Plus I could give you pointers!
Love ya! Norma

I will for sure take you! Ours are a hoot any way .. grandpa talks about how the family started in the back of his truck, how my aunt needs a vibrator .. and how my cousin obviously doesnt know how to use a condom! hahah

I think you'd enjoy it and we'd love your outfits .. and your pointers