MIL, has arrived and the fun begun

[Norma]

Ana, I know, but he is all she has, he doesn't want her to die alone, even though it would be because of her own doing. So he tries to talk with her, but she doesn't listen.
But know I am not one to take abuse! I dish it out!

Love ya! Norma

[Girly]

Originally Posted by Norma

Ana, I know, but he is all she has, he doesn't want her to die alone, even though it would be because of her own doing. So he tries to talk with her, but she doesn't listen.
But know I am not one to take abuse! I dish it out!

Love ya! Norma

I just had a horrible thought. Since you left you MIL in your house alone while you were gone, she probably went through your clothes and underwear and tried them on. I know that is disgusting. You may want to check for gray pubic hair.

[Jennifer]

Maybe next time.....stop at the bank on the way home and have a wad of cash in your hand........show her your "earnings" for the night......bahahaha...

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well, so far I have survived the first few days but it has really been tough! But between the heavy drinking and trips outside to scream, I only told her off once......so far! It was on Saturday night and Mark & I had just gotten in from this little club right on the beach that we had gone dancing at, and as soon as we came in the door there the witch I mean b@tch stood. DH was in jeans and an American Eagle Ruby shirt, and I was all slutted out of course! Had a Venus bright yellow crop halter top, my super low rise Brazilian Dorniha jeans, barefoot, and my 3 inch silver hoop earings, and a silver belly chain. She tells us, "So, you decided to bring your hoe in for the night, how much did she make for you?" Well, being half, ok I was sh@tfaced, I just let her have it. I told her that she could just take her f@uking skinny ass outside and that this "hoe" would whip her f@uking butt! Told her that I was f@ucking tired of her sh@t and if she didn't like it she could f@ucking leave! Well of course she just stared at me and walked away. But at least she knows where I stand. She has not said much to me since that so maybe I made my point!
Vikki, you are a hoot! I could just see you doing that!
Love ya! Norma

Norma.. Norma.. Norma... I have wondered about you and the MIL many times over the past few days LOL ... It's good to see you havent killed her yet LOL I cant even imagine her talking to you like that... I dont care what you wear or what you dont wear.... wow that is some..... I cant even come up with a word other than 4 letter ones~~~

[Norma]

Vikki, yes, it has REALLY been hard not to kill her!!! LOL! But I guess I have been keeping my sanity by harassing her! But yes I agree, nothing but four & five letter words describe her!

Jen!!!!! That is an awesome idea!!!!!!!! I had never thought of that! I have got to try that, maybe tonight after I leave the gym........

Spuds, why did you have to put that thought in my head??? I will definitely check, BUT I don't really think she sets foot into our room cause she may think she will catch what she thinks I have!

Love ya! Norma

[13rittany]

Originally Posted by Norma

Vikki, yes, it has REALLY been hard not to kill her!!! LOL! But I guess I have been keeping my sanity by harassing her! But yes I agree, nothing but four & five letter words describe her!

Jen!!!!! That is an awesome idea!!!!!!!! I had never thought of that! I have got to try that, maybe tonight after I leave the gym........

Spuds, why did you have to put that thought in my head??? I will definitely check, BUT I don't really think she sets foot into our room cause she may think she will catch what she thinks I have!

Love ya! Norma

I can't stop laughing! Norma I know you MIL is such a hassle for you but I have to say I think all of us on here have gotten some da*m good laughs hearing your stories about her.

The wad of cash is a fantastic Idea! Do you guys always just bull*&^% back and forth??!

[Norma]

Brit, I don't know if we would call it bullsh@t, She actually means what she is saying that is what is really said!
DH & I are going out tonight and when I get home I am pulling the money trick! I want to see her reaction, it should be awesome! I just LOVE making her angry. I mean even though I get pissed when she makes comments to me, I don't get as mad a she does at me, so there is an element of fun in it!
I have to go through my stuff to night and pick the most sluttiest outfit I can put together. DH will love it and she will hate it!
Love ya! Norma

[13rittany]

Originally Posted by Norma

Brit, I don't know if we would call it bullsh@t, She actually means what she is saying that is what is really said!
DH & I are going out tonight and when I get home I am pulling the money trick! I want to see her reaction, it should be awesome! I just LOVE making her angry. I mean even though I get pissed when she makes comments to me, I don't get as mad a she does at me, so there is an element of fun in it!
I have to go through my stuff to night and pick the most sluttiest outfit I can put together. DH will love it and she will hate it!
Love ya! Norma

ahhhhh!! I can't wait to here how the money trick goes!!! please update us! Why does she do that to you? Doesn't want her son to have another women in his life besides her? whats the deal lol!

[Norma]

Brit, you hit the nail on the head! I am not good enough. She has told me that to my face, that I am just white trash, that hurts her son's chances to excel in life! She wants him to have some socialite mucky muck from a money family, etc, you know the type. You know always a Deb thing!
Love ya! Norma

[Flash]

OMG I LOVE Spud and Jen's ideas! Holding my breath to read your report of MIL reaction to wad of money! Leave something in your drawers in a certain way to see if she did go through your things!

[Norma]

Flash, you know I will give you all the report on Friday!
Ok, another good idea! I will leave like a list of phone numbers or something to really peak her interest!
It is so much fun harassing her !!
Love ya! Norma

[13rittany]

Originally Posted by Norma

Brit, you hit the nail on the head! I am not good enough. She has told me that to my face, that I am just white trash, that hurts her son's chances to excel in life! She wants him to have some socialite mucky muck from a money family, etc, you know the type. You know always a Deb thing!
Love ya! Norma

I can't stand people like that! But at least you have the whit to take her shrewd comments and through them right back at her!

[Tika]

Yikes Norma, that is a lot of drama!! It's one thing if she doesn't like you or what you're wearing, but she is staying at your house - not her's, she needs to bite her tongue. I am surprised that she even wanted to come for a visit! How does your husband react?

Originally Posted by Norma

Well, so far I have survived the first few days but it has really been tough! But between the heavy drinking and trips outside to scream, I only told her off once......so far! It was on Saturday night and Mark & I had just gotten in from this little club right on the beach that we had gone dancing at, and as soon as we came in the door there the witch I mean b@tch stood. DH was in jeans and an American Eagle Ruby shirt, and I was all slutted out of course! Had a Venus bright yellow crop halter top, my super low rise Brazilian Dorniha jeans, barefoot, and my 3 inch silver hoop earings, and a silver belly chain. She tells us, "So, you decided to bring your hoe in for the night, how much did she make for you?" Well, being half, ok I was sh@tfaced, I just let her have it. I told her that she could just take her f@uking skinny ass outside and that this "hoe" would whip her f@uking butt! Told her that I was f@ucking tired of her sh@t and if she didn't like it she could f@ucking leave! Well of course she just stared at me and walked away. But at least she knows where I stand. She has not said much to me since that so maybe I made my point!
Vikki, you are a hoot! I could just see you doing that!
Love ya! Norma

[Aleshia]

Originally Posted by Norma

Brit, you hit the nail on the head! I am not good enough. She has told me that to my face, that I am just white trash, that hurts her son's chances to excel in life! She wants him to have some socialite mucky muck from a money family, etc, you know the type. You know always a Deb thing!
Love ya! Norma

My ex-MIL used to tell me she wanted her son to marry an All-American girl..I said "Too bad, you got an import" after that she dis-invited me from attending Xmas holidays and she stopped coming over ours...it worked out perfectly for me..

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

I would definitely corrupt you! You family sounds great!
love ya! Norma

Sooo Norma....... Hows life going ? and is "she" still there lol Happy New year

[Pat]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well I am driving home last night after the gym, and as I come close to our place I see my Mom's car, and I am thinking whats up? Well then I see MIL standing there talking with my Mom as she is getting ready to leave, I ask whats up to both and before anything else, now mind you I have just come from the gym so I am dressed in my sport bra crop top, and spandex work-out pants, my MIL said, "Oh, already left the street corner for the evening?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mom and I just ignore her and my Mom tells me that MIL set off the alarm and she had gotten called from ADT. It is like my MIL is so stupid she can not grasp the concept of opening a door and pushing 4 numbers. Just then the Police show up because they got the call from ADT also. They asked if everything was ok, and I really wanted to reply, "Officer I am glad you came, we found this woman in my house and I have never seen her before in my life, take her away!" But I was a good girl, yeah, it was hard, REAL HARD, and told them everything was fine that it was an error.
The rest of the night was so-so, so girls.............THE FUN HAS STARTED!!!

Love ya! Norma

she was very rude to you to say the least abt the corner thing. i would have probably said something very nasty. i hope you had a nice holiday deapite her nastiness

[Norma]

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

[Aleshia]

@Norma...:laugh2:

[Norma]

Aleshia, it was ssssssssssoooooooooooo worth it!
DH called a few minute ago and she has left! She called him to say bye!
All I can say to that is, " GOOD BYE!!!!"
Love ya, Norma

[Jo]

Girlfriend you are such a slut I have no idea how you can act like that to that nice lady. I am appalled at you. HAHAAHAHAHAA no wonder I love you so much and you are my best friend. I read all the posts of what you did - they were PRICELESS!!!!!! You go girl, dont take any sh*t from her. Love you,Jo